What's goin' down??!!  So I broke my leg back in May when I slipped and fell off a half step outside of a club called Guandii...I'd like to say that I have a more interesting story for the accident (wrestling aligators in Suzhou Creek) but I don't...I wish someone had taken pictures of my foot and dislocated ankle cuz it looked awesome.  It was completed out of joint and twisted to the left (gross!).

All's well that ends well I guess...now I have 6 metal pins in my leg and the x-rays look like an ad for Home Depot.  I'm still on crutches and so I'm a real pain in the ass for all my friends, especially considering the fact that I still go out and party. This means that my friends have to help me get around and open doors and push people out of the way in clubs.  Not that bad, I guess, since we always have a prime-time table and I can just sit and drink, but honestly, my friends have really gone out of their way for me and my handicapped ass. 

So thanks to everyone that came to see me in the hospital, especially Norm and Janet, who came everyday and brought me food and company!  Monster props to Norm and Henry for sneaking in booze so that I could get wasted while still on my morphine drip!! Totally Awesome!

stay tuned...more to come!